Dorky Goodness

Squirrel season is about to start and now I have to begin worrying about Shaman’s safety again. 

 (If you have NO idea what I’m talking about I couldn’t care less)

“We respect civil liberties but we have to harmonize this so we can get more information”.

~ Alberto Gonzales.

Isn’t harmonize a pretty word to use as they trample privacy rights?

… suck!  Isn’t this why we have business analysts?  Really?  Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick!

I don’t care what it looks like! They’re __ing cool!

Who’d've thunk that Spam would provide such a nugget of wisdom as:

 ”The life is short, suck till the morning.”

 Words to live by, children.

“If ignorance ever goes to $40 a barrel, I want drillin’ rights on that man’s head.”

- Texas Agriculture Commissioner Jim Hightower discussing President George Bush’s policies

… again.  I ended up wiping out about 24K spam messages.  But as per usual I inadvertently wiped out some legit comments - mostly from Mephiston.  That makes me sad.  But then again, I think I’ll be able to sleep tonight anyway.

http://www.piercedglasses.com/mark3.html

 Oh yeah, baby!  Once the new model is available I’m so doing this!  I’ve got permission from the bossman and everything!  Mwahahahahahhaahhahahaha!

The diety who stalked the deserts of the Middle East millennia ago - and who seems to have abandoned them to bloodshed in his name ever since - is no one to consult on questions of ethics. Indeed, to judge him on the basis of his works is a highly invidious undertaking. Bertrand Russell got here first: “Apart from logical cogency, those who think that an omnipotent, omniscient, and benevolent Deity, after preparing the ground by many millions of years of lifeless nebulae, would consider Himself adequately rewarded by the final emergence of Hitler and Stalin and the H bomb.” This is a devestating observation, and there is no retort to it. In the face of God’s obvious inadequacies, the pious have generally held that one cannot apply earthly norms to the Creator of the universe. This argument loses its force the moment we notice that the Creator who purports to be beyond human judgement is consistenly ruled by human passions - jealousy, wrath, suspicion, and the lust to dominate. A close study of our holy books reveals that the God of Abraham is a ridiculous fellow - capricious, petulant, and cruel - and one with whom a covenant is little guarantee of health or happiness. If these are the characteristics of God, then the worst amongst us have been created far more in his image than we ever could have hoped.

Sam Harris, “The End of Faith”

I swear to __ing God!  I’m going to perform a vivisection on a nun and an orphan while screaming out Anton LaVey quotes.  What the hell does one need to do in order to generate hate mail?  It’s insane.  It doesn’t seem to matter what I do, no one ever confronts ME!  I always end up hearing about nasty comments about my behavior but nadda on my end.  It’s quite frustrating.

Evidently I’m going to have to try harder.