It was…
Hilarious! Last Thursday I went to one of Madonna’s post meditation shindigs. This Brazillian stripper runs up to Jon Cryer and says, “I want you to play with my enormous nipples.” I don’t think I’ve ever had a cosmo come out my nose before.
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If there were any doubts that your blog is dorkier (and infinitely less manly) than mine, this seals it. Compare my latest post, in which I describe (and provide pictures of) killing animals in the woods and cutting them up to cook later, to yours, in which you describe going to a party the theme (or hostess?) of which is Madonna. Sheesh, you sicken me. You should turn in your penis so it can be given to someone who’s supposed to actually have one.
One could also argue that all those ostentatious testosterone laden activities were in an effort to make up for certain… short comings.
You’ve got room to talk! You’re fucking adorning your cock with jewelry! It is so substandard that it needs adornment? Furthermore, you’re piercing it… are you punishing it for being small?
Shut the fuck up, half-man.