The Diabolical Curse Generator

Good evening, my children,

One upon a time the Dorky Goodness site used to feature the glorious Ask Satan site and the Great Book of Evil Stuff forums. One of the nifty things we made to promote these two sites was the Diabolical Curse Generator. Yep, it's the thing you see below:

Over time, Ask Satan and the GBoES withered and died. Much to my amusement, however, the Diabolical Curse Generator seems to be hanging in there. So I figured I may as well bring it back to life.

If you'd like to add the Diabolical Curse Generator to your site simply include one of the two snippets enclosed in the attached files. I'd try the JavaScript version first. Once you've put this code on your website all of the curses will be available to inflict karmic horror upon your visitors.

May your children plot to kill you,

Sizzly