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Damned Whores

While browsing through iTunes I stumbled across Green Day’s cover of “I Fought The Law”. Fucking whores. And I thought Rancid wanted to sound like the Clash. No. It’s Green Day. But they also want to sound like Warrant at the same time.

I think i’m going to be sick.

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I’m a Rabid Heretic

Are you a heretic?
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You scored as Donatism. You are a Donatist. Donatism arose following the persecution of the Early Church, in which many Christians renounced their faith. This caused controversy over minsters who had renounced their faith who wanted to administer the sacraments. As a result, the Donatists began to re-baptise people who had fallen into sin. The Donatists flourished in North Africa until they got the chop from the Roman army in the late 300s.

Donatism

100%

Socinianism

50%

Albigensianism

33%

Docetism

33%

Nestorianism

33%

Pelagianism

33%

Adoptionist

17%

Apollanarian

17%

Monophysitism

17%

Gnosticism

17%

Modalism

17%

Monarchianism

17%

Arianism

0%

Chalcedon compliant

0%
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Say it’s not so!

He’s a puppet?!?!?!??!!?!?!

kermit

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On a similar note….

Wouldn’t it have been easier to simply shoot ‘em? Why go through the trouble of wrangling all those bizarre beasties when a blaster shot to the head would’ve made it so much simpler.

Why, oh why do they make the forces of evil so __ing retarded?

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How Convenient

So I’m watching “Attack of the Clones” - the scene where Queen Imadildo professes her love to Annie just before being led out to the killing fields. Isn’t it convenient that their captors gave ‘em all that time to discuss their feelings with one another. I’m thinking… puke.

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Dork Envy

Yeah. I want this:

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Geek is in the House!

Outcast Genius
65 % Nerd, 73% Geek, 56% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius.

Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society
wants of them, and they just don’t care! They are highly intelligent
and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the
world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it
can on occassion (and if it does then they know more than all of their
friends combined in that subject).

Outcast geniuses can be very lonely, due to their being
outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many
other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be the types to
eventually rule the world, ala Bill Gates, the prototypical Outcast
Genius.

Congratulations!

Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you’re interested in any of the following:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Professional Wrestling

Love & Sexuality

America/Politics

Thanks Again! — THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 66% on nerdiness
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You scored higher than 93% on geekosity
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You scored higher than 94% on dork points

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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Uncanny, no?

Hey! I’m gonna be on South Park!

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It was…

Hilarious! Last Thursday I went to one of Madonna’s post meditation shindigs. This Brazillian stripper runs up to Jon Cryer and says, “I want you to play with my enormous nipples.” I don’t think I’ve ever had a cosmo come out my nose before.

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Oooze!

The biggest problem with piercings is the ooze that inevitably leaks out of ‘em for an inordinate amout of time… Blech.

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